GUIDE TO ACTING AUDITIONS – Part 6

NEVER APOLOGIZE …unless you drop a brick on their toe. Never let them see you internally criticizing yourself.

NEVER CRITICIZE anything at an audition.

PERIOD. A very talented middle-aged actor commented recently to the casting director at an audition that his sides for a popular TV show audition didn’t give him much to work with. Moral: Well, the sides probably were anemic. But the show is a hit. And guess who will never perform on it! An audition is not a place to express or even think contempt for the show, the script, the stars, the director, the theatre company, the house. NADA.

NEVER MAKE ASSUMPTIONS.

Maybe they laughed, cried, applauded. But never make a statement that even hints that you assume you will be cast. One actor recently had a superb audition. His parting shot at his callback was, “I really look forward to working on this role.” BAD EXIT. Better choice: “It’s so nice to have met you.” Memorize that line. It works 65% of the time! Oh yes, the actor looking forward to working on the role was not cast. Now he may not have been cast for 29 other reasons but that parting line surely did not help. Too arrogant. Too presumptive.

Summary

Walk in. Quickly “read” the attitude of the casting table. And fit your tone to it. Regardless of their atmosphere, give a killer performance. (Think of it as a performance, not an audition.) Exit with pride and dignity even if that is the best acting you have to do!
You can rarely know “what they want” or “what they are looking for” so don’t waste your time trying to figure it out. Be spectacular in your presentation of self and jaw-dropping in your presentation of the material. You can “read” their mood as you enter but I urge you to focus more on you than on them. Pick up cues from them and shift gears if you see they are into “ice” and you have entered with “fire.”

Adjust, – BUT DO NOT LOSE YOUR ENERGY. DO NOT TRY TO BE ACCOMMODATING.

Sycophants may appeal to some divas and stars but not to an audition committee. Remember the bottom line in their mind is “Will this person bring people into the theatre?” And a close second question is “Will this person be someone we can work with?” Pleasant, yes. Sycophant, no.

If you get a callback, great. If you get cast, greater. If neither, look in the mirror carefully. What did you do or not do either in the beginning, the reading/monologue, or the exit? You may never know why you weren’t cast. But find out (from the mirror) what you did that contributed to that decision. Auditioning is totally within your control. Casting is not.

And last, go to every open call, every rinky tink audition you can. There is nothing like experience to teach you how to audition. And it’s better to get that experience at projects that do not make or break a career. Learn self-examination. The rule is “Forget an audition as soon as it is over and go on to the next one.” I totally disagree. Examine that audition as if it had happened to someone else. Self-examination should lead to insight and insight should lead to polish. Don’t be defensive about your work when you look in the mirror. Don’t be too harsh, or too tender. Try to look for the truth about yourself as an auditioner.

Conclusion

Back to the opening paragraph. If acting is NOT a passion that spills over into your auditioning, then seriously consider some other aspect of the profession or some other profession. Allow the green force–Dylan Thomas again–THAT ENERGY OF LIFE THAT PERMEATES EVERY CELL to drive through you. We all have it or we would be dead. Most people do not know it exists. Most people have never thought about it. Most people have never recognized its force. Even more people do not use its force. But it is there. Forked lightning.

GUIDE TO ACTING AUDITIONS – Part 5

The Four “I”s
The Practice: The four I’s. Imagination, Intelligence, Industry, and the Internet. Research the play, the theatre, the director, the reviews, the casting office, the playwright, his/her other works, arcane subjects related to the play (like the costumes, society, history of the period). The Internet is a great friend–from the site The Social Significance of Modern Drama to another site on Shakespeare.

The Moral: PREPARE.
The Self: I have had the opportunity to be a fly on the wall at a few auditions. And I swear you can tell if someone can act, if someone has presence, if someone can take over the room from the second they walk in the door. There is just “something” — no it is NOT smart ass, wise guy. No is it not cool.

It is PRESENCE. You just gotta get it if you weren’t born with it. Go to the theatre, watch films. Define what makes someone so immensely good and successful while someone else equally as good is not successful. Of course luck is a factor, but presence plays a bigger role! Presence really has little to do with talent. You can be enormously talented and not have a whit of presence.
And vice versa: Lots of presence and little talent is infinitely more desirable than lots of talent and little presence. (Of course, both are ever more preferable!) Have all antennae working so you can read the committee instantly to know whether they want you to joke, chat, get down to business. Presence is an inner quality. Define it and then acquire it. Of course you need talent but with marvelous presence you don’t have to be great. You do have to be good, but good + presence is a winning combo.

Great + presence = star.

Interview: Be prepared for anything.
If the director (or whoever) doesn’t take the lead, you must. But be careful. Tell the truth but be diplomatic. Watch out about commenting on something in the office/room. It may not be their office. Chat is often well covered in the audition books I mentioned above. But again be prepared for anything. At a recent interview for a film, after stating her name, the casting director instantly said, “Well, Janus, what was it like to work with X?” (X was a well-known director / actor.) Oy! Deep breath. An easy answer would have been, “Oh he was wonderful, great.” Dead end. BOOORING. Instead I chose to say truthfully, “It was a perfect experience.” Then snippets of examples why it was perfect. Stories, but truthful. The casting person spent the entire 12 minute interview asking about person X. Thank goodness I really liked director X, thank goodness he treated me beautifully, thank goodness I knew his history (Internet info, again).
Moral: Be prepared for anything.
Spontaneity is good as long as it is controlled. (That only seems to be an oxymoron. Think about it.) Be interesting. The expected, store-bought, easy, clichŽd phrases make for a boring interview. Keep enthusiasm there, but well under control.
Dress: Nice casual is the best choice.
If you are up for a bag lady/man, don’t wear tight mini skirt or tux. Also do not go in tatters and ratty hair. Nice casual. Remember your headshot didn’t look like a street person. If you are up for The Sound of Music, common sense says no Debbie Does Dallas cleavage. Use your common sense. Misc. list: When you are finished with the sides/monologue, take a beat, bow your head and say thank you. Give them a couple of seconds. They take the lead here. Either they will thank you or they may ask you to do it again and give you directions.
TAKE THEIR DIRECTIONS although they may seem absurd. They may be testing your attitude. Exit with pride, even though you may not feel it. Fall apart later, if you insist. Rarely, extremely rarely, you may ask if you can repeat something. Someone told a regional open call committee she didn’t think she had sung her best and asked if she could do it again. They told her to come back at the end of the day. She did. Sang better. Landed the role. But please do not abuse this. Remember they may think you did a fine job.

GUIDE TO ACTING AUDITIONS – Part 4

Practice
The more acting auditions you go to the better you will become at the greatest acting you will ever do: acting as if you are the best they will ever see, that you are smashing, that you were born to do this role — all without becoming offensively arrogant. Confidence comes from within. It is a state of being. Do not smear it on like a mud bath. Then it becomes obvious, offensive, foolish, arrogant. Whatever works to build confidence while retaining energy and imagination, use it.

But that trust must be earned. Earn your own trust in yourself through preparation and the hardest things to prepare are internal: your energy, your attitude, your being. Acting is an art that you are born with and can partly polish. But being a VITAL human being, an actor walks into a room of enemies and takes over requires a real change of mindset, attitude, insight, determination, willingness and desire to change. That is the hardest part of an audition. In “real” life you can be shy and retiring. Drop that “real life” self the moment you open the door to the audition room. Stars shine. They do not hide in shy, self-conscious clouds — not while auditioning or performing.
The Difference Between a Stage and Film Audition
Dozens of actors lose roles because they confuse a stage audition with a film audition. “Laid back” usually doesn’t a great stage audition make. (If your character is laid back, then you have a major acting challenge: how to keep energy in a laid back character.) Even on film, that electricity had better be inside you: in the eyes, the face, and, if appropriate, the voice (although the voice is usually more intimate on camera than in a stage audition). This may be heresy to some actors, but I think you can trust a camera more than you can trust a scene partner/reader. You cannot depend on the reader (your scene partner) in an audition. (If you do have a great reader, be sure to whisper ‘thank you’ to them as you leave.)
The Relaxation Myth
Relaxation: Another idol to topple. People go through their warm-up-to-relax exercises. Just once try the opposite: gather every source of energy, blinding light, atomic blast, electricity that you can muster. Walk in with lightning in every cell. (Of course, to do so, you better be really prepared. None of this winging it. Nothing causes more inner chaos than not being thoroughly prepared.) Be prepared and then trust the preparation. Trust the self that acts. Trust the talent and the instincts and the delight we all take in doing something brilliantly.
How can you be unique, fascinating, inventive if you are busy relaxing? Zen is not interesting at an audition (or a performance either). Want to relax? Take a hot bath. Want to enter an audition room dynamically? Drop the relaxation outside the door. I am not suggesting you go in manic. That will terrify the audition table. They will assume — rightly — that you will be too difficult to control during rehearsals. (Remember, I am not talking about your monologue or sides. I am talking about the YOU that enters the room and hands them a picture or says, “Good morning,” or whatever you have prepared to say.) Think of the walk from the door to the table as a mini-drama that shows that mini-audience exactly the persona you want them to see. Confident but not cocky. Fascinating but not weird. Energetic but not nuts. Own the room. Readers who have worked for casting directors all say that they can tell a winner just by the way he enters the room, even before he has opened his mouth. It is an air, a presence, a confidence.
Fear
But what about fear? I suspect that excess fear is caused by lack of preparation and by an ego that focuses only on yourself and not on your goal: the goal is to make them gasp (with pleasure). To give them an acting experience they have never had before. HOW? THROUGH IMAGINATIVE, TOTAL YIELDING OF SELF TO TASK AT HAND. Fear? INHIBITION? Are you going to let ANYTHING stop you from your dream, from your goal? Fear is an easy excuse for not going beyond your best. Fear is an easy excuse for failing. “I was too scared.” Are you really going to turn your power over to fear and let that fear stop you from doing what you were born to do?

GUIDE TO ACTING AUDITIONS – Part 3

Focus on the Job at Hand

There is too much competition to just be “good.” And it is essential to discover for yourself what being better than “good” means. In spite of all the examples of auditions cited above, there are roles that are indeed available. There are casting people who will recognize ability and grab it.

True Story: Soon after entering this profession, I was at a film audition for a small role in a star-filled feature film. I looked at the competition sitting in the foyer and recognized half of them from film, TV, commercials, theatre. I made a quick whining phone call to my significant other: “I am out of my depth. I don’t have a chance. Poor me. Alas and Alack.” You know, insecure. Doubting. Every possible negative thought. Significant other: “You are there because you were selected to audition. Remember you are their competition.” That advice worked for me then.
However, through the years I have added other advice that is even better: Keep your focus on the job at head. Do not spend your time evaluating your competition. That is not your job. That job belongs to the director. The only evaluation you can do is of your own audition (after it is over).
If your audition consists of one line, while you wait to go in, remember the numerous ways that line can be said. Think of the years of training you have had. Think of what they may ask at the interview. Run over three or four monologues. (Who knows what they may ask in addition to the sides?) Focus on gathering the electricity to surround you. FOCUS. Remember your dream.
Many people are into spreading love and generous positive feelings around the audition table. I prefer “passion” to “love.” What works — for me — is a huge dollop of energy derived from my aim: to make it as hard as possible for them to stay with their safe pre-audition choice for the role. Yes, this goes against everything anyone has told you. But try it, just once. Save love-spreading for the wrap party. Use your imagination, your intelligence, your preparation but add to that mix an enormous dollop of electricity and energy derived from wherever you get your energy. Take your fear and turn it into controlled energy. (”Controlled” because scattered manic energy is frightening.) ENERGY. PASSION.
Transforming Anger
I have tiptoed around a topic long enough, so here goes: Fear turned into inner anger can be turned into killer energy. Just do not let the anger rule. And do not let the committee see or sense your anger. Let the anger become energy. And wrap that anger in swaths of charm. Anger, properly used, can be a marvelous friend. It can be expressed as energy in the way you walk, the way you introduce yourself, the way you deliver your sides/monologue, the way you exit.
I like being in charge of my destiny and detest that those people behind the table have control of my professional destiny. If a loved one is trapped under a car, that love turns into “superhuman” energy and you do the impossible. However, in an audition, if you insist on the love approach, just be sure your love turns into superhuman energy and that you do something (the equivalent of lifting the car off your loved one).
Starting with the nucleus in your being, extend your electric energy into your sides/monologue. Extend that energy throughout the entire room. Gather the energy while you wait to go in. Feel the energy tingling as you open the door. Do not turn the power of your audition over to the committee. I really cannot tolerate whiners who complain about an apathetic audience (or a negative casting director).
The audience (the committee) responds to you. The you that they respond to is totally within your control. They may loathe your work or love it but do not allow them to be indifferent. Ho-hum is a plague. This is a battleground. Go in to win. Be absolutely ruthless in your determination to make them sit up and notice what you are doing.

GUIDE TO ACTING AUDITIONS – Part 2

Make Every Audition Awesome

In auditions the only one you can really control is you. Your aim is to do an audition they will never forget. ALWAYS. No matter how jaundiced you may become. No matter if it is already cast. Never let yourself and your talent down. Always go in to kill. Do not shoot yourself in the toe. Do a brilliant audition. You owe it to yourself. There is no excuse for failure to do a smashing audition. NONE.

This does not mean being rude, or nasty, or cold, or smart-ass, or clever, or funny. It means having an inner energy, poise, confidence, presence, charm, passion so powerful that it surrounds you without your having to say much of anything. Auditioning successfully is an attitude of utter and quiet strength and knowing. You do not have to be gorgeous (male or female) to quiet a room. It can be done with sheer inner power.

Don’t think, “I must get this role.” Or, “I’m not good enough. My competition is better, taller, thinner, better known.” Instead, get this tape going: “I am going to let my ability shine. For those 15 minutes or two minutes, I am not going to be afraid, depressed, inhibited, defeatist. I am going to give a killer audition.”

And most of all, remember that it is your dream to act. You are waiting to go into the audition room because you chose to. No guns to your forehead. Allow your full talent to come alive at every audition. Take that as your challenge. Instead of thinking in terms of an acting need, think in terms of a “being” need. Fight to be the best you are capable of and then go past that capability. Energy, passion, comets, lust, forked lightning. JOY. Joy in self. Joy in the act of acting.

Develop the Ability to Self-Evaluate

There is only one person who can make your audition mediocre. That person faces you in the mirror. If you have a so-so audition, find out why. And the only person to ask is yourself. An actress I have known for ten years raves about her “fabulous” auditions and how the casting people just “adored” her. In ten years she has been cast in three projects where she didn’t already know the producer. Something is wrong with this person’s ability to self-evaluate. She is not untalented. She lacks the skill to audition and the skill to truthfully self-evaluate. Being cast in something every three years has got to send a message to an actor.

A side note: Do not self-evaluate during the audition. That splits your focus. You must review your audition, and review it truthfully but after the audition is over. Not while. Oops that note was off, oops that phrase was labored, oops that passage lacked energy–these comments belong outside the door after the audition.

Your preparation consists of numerous tasks and choices. Your post audition evaluation consists of determining how many of those tasks and choices you fulfilled. If the answer is “all of them,” and you are continually losing roles, then you better reexamine your tasks and choices and be sure they are intelligent, imaginative, fascinating — not just appropriate. Doing the expected is not a winning choice.

In your post-audition review, once you have examined the “acting” part, examine the “self” part. Ah, there’s the rub! Discover your vitality quotient: your energy, your sense of self, your pride of self. How alive are you during an audition? People race cars because that is what makes them feel most alive. Get that aliveness in auditioning/performing.

If you cannot truly say that acting is when you feel most alive, then settle for a mediocre audition. People say, “Have fun” when you perform. Try instead of having “fun” have lust, light, energy, life, vitality — those inner qualities that are so difficult to define. You can’t just be “outstanding.” You have to be “unique.” Demand nothing less from yourself.

GUIDE TO ACTING AUDITIONS – PART 1

Caveat Emptor: This topic slithers into almost every area of your being. So please remember this is just one reasonable person’s opinion, based on personal experience and lots of talking and reading. What follows has evolved through ten years on both sides of the audition table. But it is NOT Moses and the tablets.

The State of Mind

How to audition? Energy. Regardless of your inner feelings, drop negativity, lethargy, doubt at the door. Walk in with Energy.

Note: Some rather vague terms, such as “energy” are used here — vague because they try to capture inner qualities. For energy, you can substitute the idea of PASSION. PASSION FOR ACTING. PASSION FOR LIFE. Years ago Lust for Life was a popular biography about Van Gogh. Wonderful title. Think of Dylan Thomas and “the force that drives the water through the rocks.” Think of intensity that enthralls. Think of forked lightning. Of comets. Energy.
First, there are numerous books written on auditioning. Go to a theatre bookstore and browse. Most “How To” books help a bit but they eventually dissolve into acting suggestions: “Play to your reader, make strong choices.” Acting 101 stuff. Or they propose some bromide like: “They really want you to succeed.”
Some Things are Beyond Your Control
Let’s clear up here at the start all the things you cannot control in an audition. Right off, know this: Often directors/producers already know whom they want. And the higher up the audition chain, the more true that comment. And if possible, they will always go with a “name,” no matter how obscure the “name,” even if they think you really are better for the role. And they adore Broadway credits no matter if they were 40 years ago or if you merely carried a sword.
True Story: Two years ago, Q was called in via an agent to audition for a major theatre, major casting office, major director. Part of Q’s preparation for the audition was a two-hour coaching session. (Not free!) Q went into the audition room to kill: Internal energy aflame, right appearance, social skills aglow, sides prepared, research done. Entire script studied. Great interview (warm and confident but not smart ass, energetic but not manic, charming but not effusive, antenna alert but not needy). After the interview section, Q read the sides. Had the director, his assistant, the casting director and his assistant in tears (appropriate response to passage). Renowned director grasped both of the Q’s hands: “We will meet again.” The CD whispered: “Never go back to your day job.’”
Next day the coach called Q. Says Coach: “I didn’t want to tell you before the audition, but a friend of mine signed a contract for that role at that theatre two weeks ago.” (Note: Signed Actor had done B’way and major Regionals and films. The signed actor had even worked with that director before.) Advice TO Q: Forget it. Move on. It was an A+ audition. That is the only part you can control.
Realize that casting directors may have other reasons for casting than talent. They may go with someone they have worked with before. Or with someone with better credits. Or with someone who — God forbid — is not better than their star. (Yes, an actor friend was told by a casting director that he was not cast in a small role BECAUSE HE WOULD OUTSHINE THE LEAD.)
Women have not been cast because they were taller than the male lead. Someone wasn’t cast because she had red hair and the lead had red hair. And there are hundreds of other reasons why you didn’t get cast. Just make sure you, yourself, are not the reason for being skipped over. Rejection is rampant and often unfair in this profession.
Learn to Live with Rejection
So, remember, quite often they do not want you to succeed. They are the enemy. Your future at that moment is in their control. And you’d better go in to knock ‘em off their chairs, to make them gasp, to make it difficult for them to continue in their “safe choice” rut. Nothing less will work. And even that doesn’t work all the time. Frankly, it is them vs. us. If they are lovely, complimentary, gushy, don’t believe them. If icicles hang from their tongues, don’t believe them.
Some actors deal with rejection by developing thick skin and steel armor. However, this can be a major danger and gamble if you opt for thick skin and steel armor because whatever prevents hurt from getting in to your feelings simultaneously prevents your inner feelings from getting out. And that spells the end of acting. Period. A large part of being an actor is the ability to feel. Moral: Live with the pain of rejection. It will pass.